tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2958939310980918563.post6703296011198159026..comments2023-10-11T07:31:00.624-05:00Comments on The Ballpoint Banana: The Divination StandbyAndyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11829912497096632377noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2958939310980918563.post-5756333506229216442007-02-08T13:05:00.000-05:002007-02-08T13:05:00.000-05:00There are only two astrologers in the world? Seri...There are only two astrologers in the world? Seriously? Guess that's not a career a person just walks into.Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11829912497096632377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2958939310980918563.post-87959788051817614772007-02-07T13:15:00.000-05:002007-02-07T13:15:00.000-05:00There are actually only two astrologers in the who...There are actually only two astrologers in the whole world who write the horoscopes for the common media. They take turns, one writing a statement and the other "dressing it up" w pretty words and tone which subtley suggest doom&gloom or happy surprises. It's a game they play; how to turn "Today, a familiar person will talk to you" into "Today, an authority figure in your life will bring you unwelcome news" or "Today, someone you admire will give you personal attention." Fun, no? Also, they keep a database of all the predictions and recycle the ones they used in France last year, for example, in Canada this year.<br /><br />Hope this helps :)Joie de Vivrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16706979342797012100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2958939310980918563.post-33464530647656128432007-02-03T11:04:00.000-05:002007-02-03T11:04:00.000-05:00Holy crap! You've been pulled over four times in ...Holy crap! You've been pulled over four times in the last five days? That must be getting old. I've only been pulled over once in my life and I just about crapped my pants. I think I'd have a heart attack somewhere in there before I got to the fourth time. Sooner or later they'll actually catch you doing something wrong. <br /><br />Incidentally, that one time I was pulled over was also for a pdiddle. The condition really must attract a lot of attention. I was living in a tiny town of 200 people where they simply did not sell headlights and in the process of driving to a bigger town 30 miles away where they did. I was also speeding, but I don't think they would have bothered pulling me over had both headlights been functioning.<br /><br />The horoscope is definitely telling you to get that shit fixed.BerryBirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01688522956177325844noreply@blogger.com