Friday, May 18, 2007

How To Strut

I have been told that I have a distinctive natural swagger to my walk that oozes pure awesome to all who see it, so I feel it's my public duty to teach those with simpler gaits how to access the opportunities that only a good strut can provide.

Step One: Purchase an iPod or a Portable CD Player.

Step Two: Purchase a copy of "Superstition" by Stevie Wonder.

Step Three: Walk while listening to it.

If this doesn't work, I just don't think there's hope for you.

1 comment:

Dr. Corndog said...

I have, by design, absolutely no visible swagger in my walk. But when I listen to "Superstition" on my iPod, my metaphorical mojo is working overtime. Another song that does it is "Strawberry Letter #23" by the Brothers Johnson.

Keep goin' on with your bad self.