I have been told that I have a distinctive natural swagger to my walk that oozes pure awesome to all who see it, so I feel it's my public duty to teach those with simpler gaits how to access the opportunities that only a good strut can provide.
Step One: Purchase an iPod or a Portable CD Player.
Step Two: Purchase a copy of "Superstition" by Stevie Wonder.
Step Three: Walk while listening to it.
If this doesn't work, I just don't think there's hope for you.