A Jolly Happy Soul

That's Totally Messed Up, Dudes.

Woohoo!

I saw the Book Quiz at Nadine's, and of course couldn't resist it like chicks can't resist my mustache. And lo and behold, I'm my favorite friggin' book in the history of books!

You're Catch-22!

by Joseph Heller

Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

There is a copy of this book in arm's length. I'm very happy for me. Let's open it to a page, shall we?

"What happened to him?" Milo asked in a voice deadened with awe.
"He got killed."
"That's terrible," Milo grieved, and his large brown eyes filled with tears. "That poor kid. It really is terrible." He bit his trembling lip hard, and his voice rose with emotion when he continued. "And it will get even worse if the mess halls don't agree to buy my cotton. Yossarian, what's the matter with them? Don't they realize it's their syndicate? Don't they know they've all got a share?"

and...

"I wish you'd put your uniform on instead of going around naked that way," he confided pensively before he climbed back down again and hurried away. "You might start a trend, and then I'll never get rid of this goldarned cotton."

I'm also Peace and Victory

You Are Scissors

Sharp and brilliant, you can solve almost any problem with that big brain of yours. People fear your cutting comments - and your wit is famous for being both funny and cruel. Deep down, you tend to be in the middle of an emotional storm. Your own complexity disturbs you. You are too smart for your own good. Slow down a little - or you're likely to hurt yourself. You can cut a paper person down to pieces. The only person who can ruin you is a rock person. When you fight: You find your enemy's weak point and exploit it. If someone makes you mad: You'll do everything you can to destroy their life

Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

Seen at Kathy's

Well, It Was Part Right

Your results:
You are Lando Calrissian

Tall, dark, and handsome. Not much seems to bother you. Maybe because you're so smooth. You truly belong with us here in the clouds.

(Qui-Gon Jinn was a very, very distant second.)


Click here to take the Star Wars Personality Quiz

Contrary to what the last post suggests...

You Are Kermit

Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know. You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems. Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green. Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!

The Muppet Personality Test

It leaves out that while everyone likes Kermit, he's not really anyone's favorite Muppet. Except mine.

Rubber Ducky, You're the One

You Are Ernie

Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times. You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun. How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you!

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Seriously, do my goofy antics get annoying sometimes?

Suave, Talented, and Heckled by Bossy Women

According to the quiz...


You are Schroeder!
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After reviewing the possible results, I think this fits me better:


You are Marcie!
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But really, who am I to question the wisdom of the Internets?