Silent Treatment

This space will probably go dead for most of a week.

Shorter Ballpoint Banana: I'm a slob, I can't get a date, bitter sarcasm is my defining social skill, I have bad taste but still make fun of songs I hear on the radio, oddly placed speech balloons induce laughter, and on Mondays we'll watch a video that's more entertaining than what I write.

Have fun, everybody!